III.II.I: How to be hip and sexy even if you’re dead, making peace with strangers, and what to give to the poor
read here on maybelenard.substack.com | May 29, 2025
May 29, 2025
Happy III.II.I whatever day of the week it is today!
Here are 3 ideas, 1 question, and 2 quotes from strangers to consider this week…
3 Ideas From Me
I.
“If you’re out and about in the city, and a stranger starts yelling at you for taking too long crossing the crosswalk, respond in an Australian accent. People are more understanding of Australians doing crazy shit, and generally, it puts them off their game.”
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II.
“If you’re going to be murdered, ask to be slain. At least in the headlines. Being murdered sounds spooky and is mostly a bummer. Being slain sounds like you kinda had it.
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III.
“There was a kid in an airport bathroom who was leaving a review. It was one of those ‘punch the happy face if you’re happy’ stands, but there was also an ability to leave a free response. So far, the kid had written: ‘I loved that the…’
I wonder what he wrote. It was a clean bathroom, that was cool. But kids don’t really think clean = cool. What did he like?? Anyway. Leave a review. Share the love.”
2 Random A$$ Quotes to Change Your Life
I.
“Up to $50 could be yours.”
Source: Ad for Venmo
II.
“Adopt me.”
Source: A fan at a concert
1 Answer For You
The poor want your money. Give it to them?
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Until next week,
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